A rare copy of Joseph Smith's Egyptology 101 Final Examination.

The Not Even Once Club

Based on a real book by Wendy Watson Nelson wife of LDS Apostle Russell M. Nelson

Sold by LDS Owned Deseret Book

Here is the Amazon.com link

Here is a petition to have this book removed from Deseret.

For the Strength of Youth

Spoof of the pamphlet "For the Strength of Youth"

Published by the LDS Church

https://www.lds.org/youth/for-the-strength-of-youth

Helen Mar Kimball was 14 when she married Joseph Smith (age 37) as his 26th wife

Joseph Smith had 34 wives total

2 Nephi 5:21 on a Missionary Plaque

2 Nephi 5:21

And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

** "Elder Williams" and his image used with permission

Missionary Plaque as a PDF Pass Along Card:

http://www.afterallwecando.com/Missionary Plaque.pdf

See Also:

The Way of the Mister: Mormonism is Racism

Two Cumorahs Explained with Science

Mormon scholars have presented a number of theories to explain the Cumorahs.  This panel is a parody of the Two Cumorah theory.  The theme for the panel is the video game :Portal.  In this game the players use a gun (featured in Moroni's hands) to place portals which allow travel between two distant locations.

See:

• Portal Game
• Two Cumorahs Wikipedia

LDS Patriarchal Blessings

Patriarchal Blessings
Patriarchal blessings are given to worthy members of the Church by ordained patriarchs. Patriarchal blessings include a declaration of a person's lineage in the house of Israel and contain personal counsel from the Lord. As a person studies his or her patriarchal blessing and follows the counsel it contains, it will provide guidance, comfort, and protection.
(See Explanation at lds.org) 

Members receive a written copy and consult the text regularly throughout their lives.  For many, it is used as a guide to help make decisions for an entire lifetime.

The strange lettering is written in the Deseret Alphabet, a script developed at BYU under the direction of the Prophet Brigham Young.

NOTE:
This satirical panel was used by permission of the anonymous author (not created by Mormon Infographics.)