Showing posts with label Joseph Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joseph Smith. Show all posts

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The 5 Stages of LDS Apologetics




Stage Description
Stage 1 Denial/Divert
Stage 2 Ad Hominem
Stage 3 Justify/Rationalize
Stage 4 Diminish Consequences
Stage 5 Acknowledge/Obey
*Bearing Testimony is the punctuation mark for each stage.

[1]    familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.2.1/SP6X-Q65
[2]    wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Mar_Kimball
[3]    lds.org/scriptures/bofm/jacob/2.24-30#23
[4]    gapminder.org World Census Data 1840
[5]    gaymarriage.procon.org

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Many Wives of Joseph Smith; Visualized


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References:
Marriage Details are from wivesofjosephsmith.org
Which has compiled genealogical research from the following sources:

[A] familysearch.org  (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Salt Lake City)

[B] Mormon Polygamy: A History, (Van Wagoner, Signature Books, Salt Lake City, 1989)

[C] Mormon Enigma: Emma Hale Smith, (Newell & Avery, University of Illinois Press, Urbana and Chicago, 1994)

[D] In Sacred Loneliness: The Plural Wives of Joseph Smith, (Compton, Signature Books, Salt Lake City, 1997)

[E] Doctrine and Covenants, (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Salt Lake City)

Additional Panel References:
[1] "Utah Struggles With a Revival of Polygamy", NY Times, 8/23/1998, James Brooke
[2] Polyandry definition at wikipedia.
[3] Henry Jacobs' mission call; "Zina and Her Men", FAIR LDS Conference, 2006
[4] David Sessions mission call, wivesofjosephsmith.org, Patty Bartlett Sessions Biography
[5] Desdemona Fullmer quote, wivesofjosephsmith.org, D. Fuller Biography

*The cameo silhouettes were created by mormoninfographics for presentation purposes.

Other Resources
Black and White version of this chart for printouts, download here.
Full Rez image from above here.

If you like this panel you may also enjoy these related panels:
Joseph Smith vs Warren Jeffs The Wives of Brigham Young; Visualized Joseph Smith; The Reluctant Polygamist
[Thumbnail] Joseph Smith vs Warren Jeffs

[Thumbnail] The Wives of Brigham Young
[Thumbnail] Joseph Smith and the Angel with the Sword


Detailed Wife Information available at wivesofjosephsmith.org
Wife
Date
Age
Husband*
Jan 1827
1833
1838
Apr 1841
Oct 1841
Dec 1841
Jan 1842
Feb 1842
Feb 1842
Mar 1842
Apr 1842
Jun 1842
Jun 1842
Jul 1842
Jun 1842
Jul 1842
Aug 1842
Feb 1843
Spring 1843
Mar 1843
Mar 1843
Apr 1843
May 1843
May 1843
May 1843
May 1843
Mid 1843
Jun 1843
Jun 1843
Jul 1843
Mid 1843
Sep 1843
1843
Nov 1843
22
16
37
26
20
31
33
23
23
47
27
50
53
37
38
17
37
33
16
19
22
30
17
17
19
14
29
29
58
32
27
19
14
56
NONE
NONE
George W. Harris
NONE
Henry Jacobs
Norman Buell
NONE
Windsor Lyon
Adam Lightner
David Sessions
Orson Hyde
Jabez Durfee
John Cleveland
NONE
NONE
NONE
NONE
Edward Sayers
NONE
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Jonathan Holmes
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Thursday, January 3, 2013

The Mormon God Sitting On His Throne

The Mormon God Sitting On His Throne

The Mormon god sitting on his throne is Min the Phallic God

The Mormon God Sitting On His Throne is 'Min' the Phallic God.

References:

[1] Facsimile 2, BoA, lds.org/scriptures/pgp/abr/fac-2
Joseph Smith Translation:
"God sitting on his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Key-words of the priesthood"

[2] Min; http://www.bookofabraham.com/boamathie/BOA_7.html
(Scroll down to Figure 7)


Joseph Smith said that figure 7, "Represents God sitting upon his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Key-words of the Priesthood; as also, the sign of the Holy Ghost unto Abraham, in the form of a dove."
This figure is clearly the ithyphallic god Min. Next to Min ... is the ithyphallic snake which represents Atum, whose power of creation was often represented in the form of a snake. The ithlyphallic pose underlines this creative aspect. I suspect that the unfinished representation of Atum in Facsimile 2 (due probably to damage in the original) was interpreted by Joseph to be a figure "in the form of a dove", rather than that of a snake.
Overall, this entire lower register describes the deceased's entry into the divine realm of the afterlife and the beginning of his/her transformation — his/her re-birth to that realm, as represented by these ithyphallic figures.

LDS Apologists Agree that Figure 7 is Min the ithyphallic God

Note, even LDS apologists admit that this figure, with the erect penis, is the god Min. (page 11, last paragraph of the above link). "7. A seated ithyphallic god with a hawk's tail, holding aloft a flail. This is a form of Min"

(Quoted from mormonthink.com)

See also:

Facsimile #2 Examined
Thumbnail of Facsimile #2

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Kinderhook Plates; Hoax or History?

Kinderhook Plates; Hoax or History?



References:

[1]  Letter from the Chicago Historical Society, 5/23/2005
[2]  Joseph Smith the Prophet, His Family and His Friends, Volume 1, 1886, Affidavit, pp 207-8
[3] As recorded by his scribe William Clayton in History of the Church, v. 5, p. 372
[4] Ensign Magazine, August 1981, "Kinderhook Plates Brought to Joseph Smith Appear to Be a Nineteenth-Century Hoax", Stanley B. Kimball

More Resources:

BYU's FAIR group has a Kinderhook apology
Mormon Expression did a detailed podcast analysis.

Two Cumorahs Explained with Science

Two Cumorahs Explained with Science

Two Hill Cumorahs Theory explained with Science


Mormon scholars have presented a number of theories to explain the Cumorahs.  This panel is a parody of the Two Cumorah theory.  The theme for the panel is the video game :Portal.  In this game the players use a gun (featured in Moroni's hands) to place portals which allow travel between two distant locations.

See:


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Joseph Smith's First Vision and His Conflicting Accounts



References:

LDS owned Joseph Smith Papers
http://josephsmithpapers.org/site/accounts-of-the-first-vision

[A] 1832 - "The Lord" | ‘First Vision', from History, 1832, JosephSmithPapers.org: Joseph Smith Letterbook 1, pp.2,3
[B] 1835, Nov 9 - To Minister | Joseph Smith's Journal November 9-11, 1835
[C] 1835, Nov 14 - To Erastus Holmes | History of the Church, vol. 2, p. 312 | Also found in Joseph Smith Journal November 14th, 1835
[D] 1838 - Adopted as "Official" | Pearl of Great Price, Joseph Smith — History, 1:7-20
[E] All 10 Versions compiled @ http://mit.irr.org/joseph-smiths-changing-first-vision-accounts
[F] All Journal Entries @ JosephSmithPapers.org

See Also:

Watch the BYU-TV Documentary on the First Vision Accounts

  1. Part I
  2. Part II
  3. Part III
  4. Part IV
  5. Part V
Here is a formatted PDF doublesided ready to print.

Apologetic Response

Change Log

06/20/2012 Fixed an error in the 1835 Jewish Minister account.  Mistakenly had Joseph's age listed as 17 when it was actually 14.  I actually fixed this error about a month ago when I had hard copies made and t-shirts but I forgot to update the website here.  That was an oversight and I apologize.

A special thanks to the folks at FAIR for pointing this out.  I welcome any and all future input.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Joseph Smith: Praise to the Man!


References


[1] LDS Hymnbook, "Praise to the man", 1985, Hymn #27


1. Praise to the man who communed with Jehovah!
Jesus anointed that Prophet and Seer.
Blessed to open the last dispensation,
Kings shall extol him, and nations revere.
[Chorus]
Hail to the Prophet, ascended to heaven!
Traitors and tyrants now fight him in vain.
Mingling with Gods, he can plan for his brethren;
Death cannot conquer the hero again.
2. Praise to his mem’ry, he died as a martyr;
Honored and blest be his ever great name!
Long shall his blood, which was shed by assassins,
Plead unto heav’n while the earth lauds his fame.
3. Great is his glory and endless his priesthood.
Ever and ever the keys he will hold.
Faithful and true, he will enter his kingdom,
Crowned in the midst of the prophets of old.
4. Sacrifice brings forth the blessings of heaven;
Earth must atone for the blood of that man.
Wake up the world for the conflict of justice.
Millions shall know “Brother Joseph” again.
Text: William W. Phelps, 1792–1872


♬♪ Praise to the Man - Joseph Smith ♫♭





[2] Apostle Orson Hyde, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p 154
      "Joseph holds the keys, and none of us can get into the celestial kingdom without passing by him."

      “I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a
      whole church together since the days of Adam... Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast
      that no man ever did such work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day
      Saints never ran away from me yet.”

[4] Consent, Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol. 7, p.289-291
      "No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the
      consent of Joseph Smith"

[5] Psalm 9:11 NIV
      "Sing the praises of the Lord, enthroned in Zion;
       proclaim among the nations what he has done."

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Inhabitants of the Moon & Sun

The Inhabitants of the Moon & Sun

The Inhabitants of the Moon & Sun


Quotes

[1] Joseph Smith, Jr.
"The inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being about 6 feet in height.  They dress very much like the Quaker style and are quite general in the style or the one fashion of dress.  They live to be very old; coming generally, near a thousand years."

[2] Brigham Young
"So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun.  Do you think it is inhabited?  I rather think it is.  Do you think there is any life there?  No question of it; it was not made in vain.  It was made to give light to those who dwell upon it, and to other planets' and so will this earth when it is celestialized."

References

[1a] Joseph Smith, Jr., The History of Oliver B. Huntington, p. 10, typed copy, Marriott Library, University of Utah
[1b] Joseph Smith, Jr., (Similar Reference); Young Woman's Journal "The inhabitants of the moon", 3:263-264;
[2] Brigham Young, 1871, Journal of Discourses, Volume 13, page 271

Monday, August 20, 2012

LDS Modern Day Prophecy; Where is it?

LDS Modern Day Prophecy; Where is it?


LDS Modern Day Prophecy; Where is it?
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Quotes & References

[1] Chart Data http://www.afterallwecando.com/count-of-modern-lds-prophecies
[2] "the coming of the Lord, which was nigh--even fifty-six years"
      Joseph Smith, Jr. Quote ; History of Church, v2, p 182
[3] "We will never get a man into space."
      Joseph Fielding Smith Quote en.fairmormon.org/Mormonism_and_doctrine/Changing
[4] "I am sustained as such"
      Hinckley-King Quote; CNN Larry King Live; sfgate.com; Sunday Interview; April 13, 1997
[5] "One, two, three--let's go shopping"
      Monson Quote businessweek.com/articles/2012-07-10/how-the-mormons-make-money
[6] Senator: "Have you ever received revelation from God?"
      Joseph F. Smith: "No sir, none whatsoever"
      en.fairmormon.org/Revelation_after_Joseph_Smith/Joseph_F._Smith_at_Smoot_hearings
[7] "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD?  If what a prophet proclaims
      in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true"
      Deuteronomy 18:21-22 NIV

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Christians agree with Moroni 8:18; Why don't Mormons?

Christians agree with Moroni 8:18; Why don't Mormons?

Christians agree with Moroni 8:18; Why don't Mormons?

References

[1] Moroni 8:18; Book of Mormon
"For I know that God is not a partial God, neither a changeable being; but he is unchangeable from all eternity to all eternity."

[2] Lorenzo Snow; “The Grand Destiny of Man,” Deseret Evening News, July 20, 1901, 22
"As man is God once was; as God is man may be"

[3] Joseph Smith Quote; History of the Church, Vol. 6, Ch. 14, p. 305-6; Joseph Smith, Jr. "King Follet Discourse"
"God himself was once as we are now, and is an exalted man, and sits enthroned in yonder heavens!  That is the great secret. ...I am going to tell you how God came to be God.  We have imagined and supposed that God was God from all eternity.  I will refute that idea, and take away the veil,..."

See also:

http://WeAgreeWith818.com
Isaiah 44:6,8 
Romans 11:33-36

Monday, August 13, 2012

Kirtland Banking Society

Kirtland Banking Society




Kirtland Safety Society

References

[1]    'Anti-Banking Company', "Mormon Enigma", by Newell & Avery, pp. 62

[2]    Painesville Republican, Feb. 22, 1838, Conflict at Kirtland, pg 297
         Joseph declared that the audible voice of God, instructed him to establish a banking-anti-banking institution."
         "[The Kirtland Safety Society] Shall swallow up all other Banks"

[3]    "No Man Knows My History", Fawn Brodie, pp. 199-202

[4]    "Joseph Smith As An Administrator," M.A. thesis, BYU, May 1969, pp. 80-88
         Smith tried in court and found guilty

[5]    "The Mormon Murders", by Naifeh & Smith, 1988, pp 25-26
         Prospective clients shown boxes of sand with a thin layer of coins on top


Friday, August 10, 2012

Book of Abraham; Facsimile #3 Examined


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See also:

Facsimile #1 Examination Facsimile #2 Examined


References:


Joseph Smith's Interpretation
http://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/abr/fac-3

Modern Eqyptological Interpretation
http://www.bookofabraham.com/boamathie/BOA_6.html

Joseph Smith's Interpretation Figure Modern Egyptological Interpretation
Abraham sitting upon Pharaoh’s throne, by the politeness of the king, with a crown upon his head, representing the Priesthood, as emblematical of the grand Presidency in Heaven; with the scepter of justice and judgment in his hand. 1 This is Osiris
Writing above figure:  "Recitation by Osiris, Foremost of the Westerners"
The "atef" crown also identifies him as Osiris
King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head. 2 This figure is female not male.
Writing above figure:  "Isis the great, the god's mother"
Signifies Abraham in Egypt as given also in Figure 10 of Facsimile No. 1. 3 This is a libation table (wine, oils, etc.)
Prince of Pharaoh, King of Egypt, as written above the hand. 4 This figure is female not male.
Writing above figure:  "Maat, mistress of the gods."
Shulem, one of the king’s principal waiters, as represented by the characters above his hand. 5 This is the deceased individual wearing the traditional cone of perfumed grease and lotus flower on his head.
Writing above figure:  "The Osiris Hôr, justified forever"
Olimlah, a slave belonging to the prince. 6 Not a slave, this is Anubis, guide of the dead, who is there to support the deceased.
Writing above figure:  "Recitation by Anubis, who makes protection(?), foremost of the embalming booth,…"


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Book of Abraham; Facsimile #2 Examined


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See also:

Facsimile #1 Examination Facsimile #3 Examined


References:

Joseph Smith's Interpretation available at: http://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/abr/fac-2
Modern Eqyptological Interpretation at:  http://www.bookofabraham.com/boamathie/BOA_7.html
FAIR LDS explanation at http://en.fairmormon.org/Book_of_Abraham/Joseph_Smith_Papyri

Joseph Smith's Interpretation
Figure
Modern Egyptological Interpretation
Kolob, The residence of God
1
The god Khnumu.
Stands next to Kolob
2
"Amun-Re", god with two faces representing rising & setting sun.
God sitting on his throne, clothed with power and authority
3
"Horus-Re" riding in his boat
Raukeeyang; also the number 1,000; The measuring of time of Oliblish
4
Represents Sokar, not a number
Enish-go-on-dosh; a governing planet
5
Cow of Hathor, behind which stands a uzat-headed goddes holding a sacred tree.
Represents this earth in it's four quarters
6
The four (4) sons of Horus, they can represent the four cardinal points of earth
God sitting on his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Key-words of the Priesthood
7
The god "Min", an ithyphallic god; that is, a sexually aroused male deity.
Contains writings that can only be revealed in the temple.
8
"grant that the soul of Osiris Shechonk may live."
Ought not to be revealed at the present time.
9
"the netherworld (below the earth) and his great waters"
10
"O might god, lord of heaven and earth"
11
"O god of the sleeping ones from the time of creation"
(Read in order 11, 10, 9, 8)
Will be given in the own due time of the Lord
12
"near" and "wrap"
13
"which made by"
14
"breathings"
15
"this book"
16
"and may this soul and its possessor never be desecrated in the netherworld"
17
"May this tomb never be desecrated"
18
"I am Djabty in the house of Benben in Heliopolis, so exalted and glorious.  [I am] copulating bull without equal.  [I am] that mighty god in the house of Benben of Heliopolis… that might god…"
19
"You shall be as that god, the Busirian"
20
21
No Annotation Given
22
Writing: "The name of this mighty god"
23
Figures 22,23; Baboons are adoring souls of that realm

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